Holy man, I've been off of school for almost a year
now and it doesn't even feel like I had time off. I guess thats what I get for working 6 jobs. I olny have
2 now but working 60 hrs a week really takes a lot out of a guy. blah. Had a day off yesterday. Did I relax
in bed like I said that I would? NO! I went out partying. What else is new? Now its 6am and i have
to work at 11:30am to 4 at the pool, then 5pm-3am at Mr. sub. AAAAAAHHHHH! O well I guess this is life eh?
I discovered some new things last night, so I guess
it wasn't a complete waste. The primary thing that I discovered is that single life rules. When at a party,
for a person with no strings, you can actually have fun. For all of those who have to be attached to someone at the
hip I would recommend not even conversing with another human being because if you have not recieved the memo yet, take it
from me honey, you aren't allowed! Even spending too much time with the local house pets can get you in to trouble.
So don't! You guys can have your significant others, 'cause I can do what I want, when I want. Well,
if I didn't have to work 25 hours a day that is.
Frig man. School.......SCool? HAHAHA!!
I'll have tons of fun but why would I ever want to leave the dungeoneous sanctuary of my basement staring endlessly in to
my oversized "Ultrasharp" flat pannel monitor, while my retnas dry up and peel off and fall to the ground, spontainiously
combusting due to over exposure to the (newly found carsonagenic ;-} ) gamma rays pouring out of my screen?
Truth be told I have really grown to kind of like
Marathon. Most of the teenage residents here are friggin idiots. Losers who have nothing better to do than
push peoples cars in to the road and steal Theresa Courchesne's talking lawn gnomes.
Like get a fukin life guys. Find a hobby!
Jack off for gods sake, but just leave us quiet non-bothersome residents alone.
You know what I wish? I wish that I was
cool enough to hang out at the curb. I would love spending 13 hours a day standing around aimlessly desperately looking
to bum cigarettes off of people. And then when I got one I could sit on the actual, physical, curb. Chain smoking
until my lungs turn black and fall out with the 3000 gallons of spit and other mucus type crap that I just scraped off of
the back of my throat with the abnoxiously loud gawd awful snorting, and hawking while Im getting hemroids because im sitting
on a freezing cold wet-with-20yr-old-dog-piss curb.
Or I could not go to school at all and knock up some
chick and spent the next 80 years sitting in Robin's Donuts drinking coffee until my nerves commit suicide and my brain cells
just gave up and went to vacation in my ass. Hell, these people have nothing better to do than sit around with all thier
buddies (and thier dog) and shoot the shit about everything bad that has ever happened to everybody, adding thier own
personal highlites for effect while the others cackle and hiss blowing smoke through whats left of thier coffee stained
dentures.
I could just go on welfare and take up heroin.
That would be really great. Living from check to check looking to score hits here and there with my thumb up my
ass picking my nose for a good time, seeing how many fingers I can fit in there.
Basically, the way I see it; if you live in Marathon,
you are a loser. The only way to get out is to get an education. I have spent the last 19 years doin what I
gotta so why should now be different?
So to end this I say hi to all of my friends
here and I hope we keep in touch. To everyone else.....the Marathonians....the lifers....
the losers FUC|< YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!!!
